Welcome to the very end of 2006. You have a few days to take some very deep breaths and prepare for the publishing event of 2007 - the New Gospel. Darren, the world's only living saint (with honours) has researched longish and hardesque to bring you the New Gospel.
The Gospel According to Saint Darren will shock and awe, as well as comfort and excite. It will answer questions you didn't know you were asking. It will blow open the doors marked 'Christianity' and install a catflap named 'Truth'. It will rock the Church to its very foundations and shoot hot air up the cassocks of priests.
The Gospel According to Saint Darren will put the 'Gee' in Jesus, and nothing will ever be the same again for a little while.
The Gospel According to Saint Darren - coming in 2007.
About Me
- Darren (Saint)
- Saint Darren is a Professor of Bibles And Shit at Oxford University. In 2003 he won the Religious Cleverness Award for his thesis 'Mary: The Barbarella Complex' and in 2005 was invited to speak at Lourdes. He loved the merchandise and bought a lovely money box.